Alarm company robbed!
This is pretty classic: Alarm company robbed in Ohio. Now, most people wouldn't figure an alarm company for a place with a lot of cash on hand, but maybe, I'm thinking, people who rob alarm companies probably aren't that bright. Of course, it turns out they weren't looking for cash: Officers said the two unknown subjects smashed out the glass of the front door, tripping the sensors. They proceeded to steal cartons of cigarettes and smokeless tobacco. An alarm company having a bunch of smokes and dip on hand? That I guess I could believe.