"The Haymaker for closing sales"

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04/04/2009
I'm bored out of my skull in JFK, stuck in limbo trying to get home to Portland, Maine. So, of course, I'm surfing YouTube for security videos. That's how I spend my spare time, don't you know. And I've passed up all manner of videos of video cameras catching strange bright lights in the sky to bring you a guy talking in his kitchen. Why? This guy wants to help you sell residential accounts. He sells Smokin' Security. My favorite part is that he has a "Mr. X" that helps him with search engine optimization. I'm not sure I've ever heard a denser collection of empty marketing terms. Very impressive. Be a circle of influence, people.