"The Haymaker for closing sales"

I'm bored out of my skull in JFK, stuck in limbo trying to get home to Portland, Maine. So, of course, I'm surfing YouTube for security videos. That's how I spend my spare time, don't you know. And I've passed up all manner of videos of video cameras catching strange bright lights in the sky to bring you a guy talking in his kitchen. Why? This guy wants to help you sell residential accounts. He sells Smokin' Security. My favorite part is that he has a "Mr. X" that helps him with search engine optimization. I'm not sure I've ever heard a denser collection of empty marketing terms. Very impressive. Be a circle of influence, people.