What will they do with the lingerie?

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06/03/2009
Okay, so there's nothing really interesting about this story concerning a Victoria's Secret store getting robbed. It's pretty standard stuff:
Police said the pair stuffed dozens of bras into bags about 4:30 p.m. May 27. The security video shows the suspects walking between tables of merchandise. The woman carried a large purse. The man had a large bag that appeared to get fuller as the minutes ticked by.
However, I found this paragraph amusing:
Police suspect the stolen merchandise will be sold on the Internet or the black market. Victoria's Secret's loss-prevention staff will monitor the Internet to see if the items are posted for sale.
That's crack police thinking there. What, you don't think those dozen bras were stolen for personal use? Hey, the economy's tough out there!