Feds have screwdriver-proof system

Great story out of the Kansas City Star exploring the heights of human idiocy: "Man tries to break into KC's Federal Reserve Bank with a screwdriver." Well done by Christine Vendel, with perfect just-the-facts writing and a beautiful last sentence: "Police believe he was intoxicated." Hilarious.


Thanks for posting a link to this story. I agree. Hilarious. I love that he pried the face plate off the keypad and "then tried to touch loose wires together to make the door open." Just like he saw someone do on TV. Awesome.