Feds have screwdriver-proof system
By Martha Entwistle
Updated Wed May 27, 2009
Great story out of the Kansas City Star exploring the heights of human idiocy: "Man tries to break into KC's Federal Reserve Bank with a screwdriver."
Well done by Christine Vendel, with perfect just-the-facts writing and a beautiful last sentence:
"Police believe he was intoxicated."
Hilarious.
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